Could be the stress of school, work, and a little one on the way. Possibly.
Let's share some of my favorites, shall we??
Me (noticing that Jake is sleeping at the bottom of the bed): "what are you doing down there?"
Jake: "I gotta blow my nose..."
Jake: "Aren't you supposed to brush your hair everynight?"
Me: "Who told you that?"
Jake: "Little House on the Prairie."
Jake: (loudly): "Put 'em up!"
Me: "Put what up?"
Jake: (fists up): "I can take you!" as he proceeds to upper-cut and punch the air.
Jake: "Either turn your head and cough, or close your eyes and cough."
Oh Jake...I'm really quite happy I get up twice every night to pee so I can have these little conversations with you. Sorry for the stress, but not really, cause it's hilarious.
